71 lines
2.0 KiB
C
71 lines
2.0 KiB
C
/*
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* CU sudo version 1.3.1
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*
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* This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
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* it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
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* the Free Software Foundation; either version 1, or (at your option)
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* any later version.
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*
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* This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
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* but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
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* MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
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* GNU General Public License for more details.
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*
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* You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
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* along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software
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* Foundation, Inc., 675 Mass Ave, Cambridge, MA 02139, USA.
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*
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* Please send bugs, changes, problems to sudo-bugs.cs.colorado.edu
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*/
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#ifdef USE_INSULTS
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#ifndef _SUDO_INSULTS_H
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#define _SUDO_INSULTS_H
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/*
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* To add insult to injury, just add to the following strings and
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* adjust NOFINSULTS accordingly. This code taken from the original
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* sudo(8). HAL insults from 2001.
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*/
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#ifdef HAL
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char *insults[] = {
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"Just what do you think you're doing Dave?",
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"It can only be attribuited to human error.",
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"That's something I cannot allow to happen.",
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"My mind is going. I can feel it.",
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"Sorry about this, I know it's a bit silly.",
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"Take a stress pill and think things over.",
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"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.",
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"I feel much better now."
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};
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#define NOFINSULTS 8 /* number of insults */
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#else /* HAL */
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char *insults[] = {
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"Wrong! You cheating scum!",
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"No soap, honkie-lips.",
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"Where did you learn to type?",
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"Are you on drugs?",
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"My pet ferret can type better than you!",
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"You type like i drive.",
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"Do you think like you type?",
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"Your mind just hasn't been the same since the electro-shock, has it?"
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};
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#define NOFINSULTS 8 /* number of insults */
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#endif /* HAL */
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/*
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* return a random insult.
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*/
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#define INSULT (insults[time(NULL) % NOFINSULTS])
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#endif /* _SUDO_INSULTS_H */
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#endif /* USE_INSULTS */
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