34 lines
1.3 KiB
C
34 lines
1.3 KiB
C
/*
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* Copyright (c) 1996, 1998, 1999 Todd C. Miller <Todd.Miller@courtesan.com>
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*
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* Permission to use, copy, modify, and distribute this software for any
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* purpose with or without fee is hereby granted, provided that the above
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* copyright notice and this permission notice appear in all copies.
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*
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* THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND THE AUTHOR DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES
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* WITH REGARD TO THIS SOFTWARE INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF
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* MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR
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* ANY SPECIAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES
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* WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN
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* ACTION OF CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION, ARISING OUT OF
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* OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THIS SOFTWARE.
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*/
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#ifndef _SUDO_INS_2001_H
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#define _SUDO_INS_2001_H
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/*
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* HAL insults (paraphrased) from 2001.
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*/
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"Just what do you think you're doing Dave?",
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"It can only be attributed to human error.",
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"That's something I cannot allow to happen.",
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"My mind is going. I can feel it.",
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"Sorry about this, I know it's a bit silly.",
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"Take a stress pill and think things over.",
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"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.",
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"I feel much better now.",
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#endif /* _SUDO_INS_2001_H */
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