49 lines
1.9 KiB
C
49 lines
1.9 KiB
C
/*
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* Copyright (c) 1996, 1998, 1999 Todd C. Miller <Todd.Miller@sudo.ws>
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*
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* Permission to use, copy, modify, and distribute this software for any
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* purpose with or without fee is hereby granted, provided that the above
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* copyright notice and this permission notice appear in all copies.
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*
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* THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND THE AUTHOR DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES
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* WITH REGARD TO THIS SOFTWARE INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF
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* MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR
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* ANY SPECIAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES
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* WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN
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* ACTION OF CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION, ARISING OUT OF
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* OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THIS SOFTWARE.
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*/
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#ifndef SUDOERS_INS_GOONS_H
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#define SUDOERS_INS_GOONS_H
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/*
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* Insults from the "Goon Show."
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*/
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"You silly, twisted boy you.",
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"He has fallen in the water!",
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"We'll all be murdered in our beds!",
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"You can't come in. Our tiger has got flu",
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"I don't wish to know that.",
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"What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?",
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"You can't get the wood, you know.",
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"You'll starve!",
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"... and it used to be so popular...",
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"Pauses for audience applause, not a sausage",
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"Hold it up to the light --- not a brain in sight!",
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"Have a gorilla...",
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"There must be cure for it!",
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"There's a lot of it about, you know.",
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"You do that again and see what happens...",
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"Ying Tong Iddle I Po",
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"Harm can come to a young lad like that!",
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"And with that remarks folks, the case of the Crown vs yourself was proven.",
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"Speak English you fool --- there are no subtitles in this scene.",
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"You gotta go owwwww!",
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"I have been called worse.",
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"It's only your word against mine.",
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"I think ... err ... I think ... I think I'll go home",
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#endif /* SUDOERS_INS_GOONS_H */
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