Monty Python insults from Philip Hudson

plugins/sudoers/ins_python.h

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+/*
+ * Copyright (c) 2018 Todd C. Miller <Todd.Miller@sudo.ws>
+ *
+ * Permission to use, copy, modify, and distribute this software for any
+ * purpose with or without fee is hereby granted, provided that the above
+ * copyright notice and this permission notice appear in all copies.
+ *
+ * THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND THE AUTHOR DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES
+ * WITH REGARD TO THIS SOFTWARE INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF
+ * MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR
+ * ANY SPECIAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES
+ * WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN
+ * ACTION OF CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION, ARISING OUT OF
+ * OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THIS SOFTWARE.
+ */
+
+#ifndef SUDOERS_INS_PYTHON_H
+#define SUDOERS_INS_PYTHON_H
+
+    /*
+     * Insults from "Monty Python's Flying Circus" and family.
+     */
+
+    "That is no basis for supreme executive power!",
+    "You empty-headed animal food trough wiper!",
+    "I fart in your general direction!",
+    "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!",
+    "You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring!",
+    "I wave my private parts at your aunties!",
+    "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!",
+    "I wish to make a complaint.",
+    "When you're walking home tonight, and some homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me!",
+    "This man, he doesn't know when he's beaten! He doesn't know when he's winning, either. He has no... sort of... sensory apparatus...",
+    "There's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.",
+    "I'm very sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid.",
+
+#endif /* SUDOERS_INS_PYTHON_H */